my assbutt of a pup, who happens to be cute. it's a good thing too because i think she's part hellhound maybe. winchester
this is my face. some people think it's cute. also i have cool hair at all times. my stupid face
i write stuff. go look at it.

writing is hard
this is me whining about my life. if you wanna get to know me. carter speaks
i don't really know what to put here just click it

comic-khan:

DO YOU HEAR MY SOBS

At fencing today I took a stiff shot STRAIGHT to the cut that probably needed stitches that I did not get stitched

There was doubling over and nearly crying and having to take a break because my leg decided it was done working :(

onemuseleft:

brandnewfashion:

tygermama:

  • the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
  • it’s Steve’s idea

#and Tony’s just like FU THIS IS MY LIFE NOW I GUESS#And spends all day in the workshop#trying to find a way to switch them back#and Steve feels kind of bad about it#but not enough to tell him the truth#Clint almost blows it#when he forgets that he’s supposed to be Natasha#and wanders into the kitchen the next morning belching#and scratching his junk#Tony eventually finds out#because he thinks Steve is Bruce-in-Steve’s-body#and admits he’s nuts about Steve#and Steve is all WHY HAVEN’T YOU EVER TOLD ME? I MEAN HIM. STEVE. WH Y HAVEN’T YOU TOLD STEVE?!?#And Tony’s all like#Well maybe if he didn’t FUCK WITH ME#And make me miss most of a week of work#trying to figure out a cure to a PRACTICAL GODDAMN JOKE#Meanwhile Rhodey and Bucky have been pretending to be each other#and just mocking each other in the background#Lookit me lookit me WINTER IS COMING BITCHES#OH YEAH WELL I’M A WALKING FOURTH OF JULY DECORATION (via)

Depressingly, that is the closest to writing a fic I’ve come all week.

thefaultinourheadcanons:

emeralddarkness:

ughjohnwatson:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general

BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.

It’s in words

(Source: inactive-ughjohnwatson)

(Source: kickass-pics)

marauders4evr:

lilyatethepizza:

thenotoriousscuttlecliff:

bubble-squash:

thatonenerdwhofangirls:

mr-egbutt:

wrestlingcrocs:

melancholy-d-r-e-a-m:

wrestlingcrocs:

ledzipline:

we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies

justin bieber

robin thicke

tony abbott

lawrence lockman

perez hilton

nash grier

This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags 

THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.

Hosted by Ellen

queefjerkey:

my blog is rated g for gay

(Source: justmypersonalblog)

(Source: m-i-s-o)

parynoid:

when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply image

TL